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Orgos Khenn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.01.20 17:12:00 -
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 Originally by: Culmen
i wish i was l33t
You are. Unfortunately, in order to graduate you need to pass a spelling and grammar test, and thus you are a dropout of the l33t academy.
I wish people would stop whining about Amarr.
----In before Jonny JoJo turns this into an Amarr whine----
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Orgos Khenn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.01.30 17:24:00 -
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Originally by: Kirjava
I wish for good quality free Eve Signatures.
Granted. Your signatures are of exceptional quality and are entirely free. Unfortunately they're two pixels too big to fit in your sig, and if you alter them, they go entirely blank.
I wish I had access to a decent research queue.
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In before Jonny JoJo turns this into an Amarr whine
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Orgos Khenn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.02.04 17:03:00 -
[3]
Originally by: CCP Atropos
I wish I had decent laptop, since I'm fed up of having an 'r' key that doesn't work.
Your wish is granted. Your laptop is so decent that it hacks the Air Force experimental computer system and starts a nuclear war. Nice work, hero.
I wish world politics wasn't so crap.
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One day...one day General will be worth reading.
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Orgos Khenn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.02.06 17:16:00 -
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Originally by: Suze'Rain
I wish CCP would relocate to Edinburgh, so I can apply without having to relocate.
They relocate; unfortunately, they then get savagely attacked by Alex Salmond for being "too English". As they scurry broken and bleeding into the night, they vow to never set foot in Scotland again.
I wish Hilary Clinton would lose.
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One day...one day General will be worth reading.
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Orgos Khenn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.02.08 11:03:00 -
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Originally by: Lui Kai
I wish I had a tasty sandwich.
You have a tasty sandwich; so tasty that it attracts bears. The last few moments of your life are spent thinking about how tasty the sandwich is, and how violent bears are.
I wish my paycheck was trebled.
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One day...one day General will be worth reading.
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Orgos Khenn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.02.09 22:53:00 -
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Originally by: Kirjava
I wish I could remember the name of a show whose name has escaped my memory.
You do. The show is The Game.
I wish I had a training queue system.
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One day...one day General will be worth reading.
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Orgos Khenn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.02.12 19:11:00 -
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Originally by: xOm3gAx
I wish i was evil incarnate
You join the Church of Scientology.
I wish I could slap people through the monitor.
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One day...one day General will be worth reading.
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Orgos Khenn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.02.18 23:33:00 -
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Originally by: Helen Hunts
I wish I could always put my hand in my pocket and have just enough money to buy anything I wanted. (Magic pocket that spawns cash at purchase time kind of thing)
You put your hand into your pocket to pay for a pint of Guinness and the money doesn't stop coming out until you are buried under a mountain of coke-dusted five pound notes and sweaty pennies. The tremendous weight does awful things to your entire skeleton.
I wish the Westboro Baptist Church was stationed near my house so I could successfully engage on a campaign of terror against them.
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One day...one day General will be worth reading.
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Orgos Khenn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.02.20 12:32:00 -
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Originally by: Calvin Firenze
I wish I was one of those grandchildren.
You become a grandchild in potentia. Unfortunately you never make it to the egg.
I wish I could shred guitar like Herman Li.
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One day...one day General will be worth reading.
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Orgos Khenn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.03.09 02:30:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Memio
Granted.... but all the prior Drake pilots switch to Blasterthons and spend all their Eve time blasterthonning you.
I wish Girls Aloud would come round and make my dinner for a month.
2 of the ugliest most rank & disgusting girls make you the worst crappiest dinner you can think of every night for a month. They're VERY loud in their hatred for the fact that they're being forced to cook for you.
I wish for a long, fulfilling, and happy life.
Your wish is granted. Your life is long. And for at least a couple of hours it is fulfilling and happy. The problem is...after those couple of hours, you marry Hilary Clinton. And then your life is LONG. "Til death us do part" becomes a goal.
I wish 0.0 was accessible and worthwhile. (So the yarrtards would stop whining.)
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One day...one day General will be worth reading.
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